You’re looking at the Red Mitts that are causing the kind of door crashing usually reserved for Harry Potter book releases.
Speaking of the boy wizard, these mitts will appeal to the same demographic: kids, moms, and nerdy girls. If you’re a guy with self-respect, you probably shouldn’t wear these. Plus, they’re wool, so they’ll do a great job of soaking up the inevitable Vancouver rain. It’ll be like having a pair of red hand weights for those who want to get a bit of a workout when they cheer.
Maybe I’m being a little tough on the mittens. The proceeds do go to Canadian athletes, and they are better than the collectible item from ’88, the seldom mentioned “torch candle.”